So, this isn’t real… People need to chill out. All you have to do is check Yahoo’s Twitter feed to see that this tweet doesn’t exist. Bitches be triflin. That is all.
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INTRODUCING MY NEW PAGE!
Hey followers!
How’s it going? That’s great. Now onto my news:
Twitter has invented an archive function in which you can view all your previous tweets very easily. I just checked it out and I’ve really been enjoying my old tweets. I started tweeting in 2009, so I guess you could say I’m a pioneer of the Twitter game. Or you could not. Either way, I wanted to share some of these tweets (mostly ridiculous in the best of ways) with y’all in my new blog page to be called “Tweets from the Young Rachel”. Now keep in mind, I’m almost 20 and these tweets are going to be from when I was as young as 15!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! 4 1/2 long years since those early tweet days. I’ve grown so much. Anyway, enjoy.
Kid
Naughty
I want to grab this knife
Friend (He’s not a friend)
Every good boy deserves fudge and educationGadzooks, this little boy is going to stab me. I have to grab this knife before he does and stabs me
Really? Don’t you think its time you grab the knife?
A shame it would be, were this little boy to grab the knife first and stab us
Boy
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The Audition Reel of Tobias Funke.
Watch this and then head to insertmeanywhere.biz to download even more video clips of our beloved Tobias.
Is it May 26th yet?
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Texting with Rachel. Topic: Comedians
- Rachel: All I want to do is fuck comedians like what is wrong with me
- Me: You do it girl reach for the stars
- Rachel: That's not even the stars it's like the fucking troposphere
Okay so I don’t watch Glee and I never really cared about the hype around Darren Criss but THIS is THe bEST
EP. 27: CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY
Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, “psychological pricing,” Blink 182,Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka “Word is Bond” Andrew calls again – hot off his Cinco de Mayo margarita, a TJs employee prematurely hangs up on CP, two bear stories, a caller introduces The Name Game. Rachel Weaselface. A shoutout to Brendon Walsh. Noises. Chelsea has a rich, full life.
I’m on this so I swear to god, followers ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHOM I KNOW IN REAL LIFE, you better listen.
Listen to me at the end of the latest episode of the prolific podcast Call Chelsea Peretti!
Forever yours,
Rachel Weaselface
"The laws of my fists are about to compel your teeth"
— Brynden “Blackfish” Tully - Game of Thrones, The Climb (via sighildr)
