September 2011
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“I want tall-ass black guys runnin’ and jumpin’ around talkin’...”
So I guess if you know me and want to hear me...
you can follow this new Tumblr I made.
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#thatawkwardmomentwhen...
the guy who took your virginity gets a twitter and you find out about it through his sister…
Ain't this a bitch, I just saw my bitch kiss a...
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I love when people are eating and say "I'm not...
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“For someone high on crack, she was highly perceptive of my proximity to her.”
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Every TU Advisory is the "someone got shot" kind...
fuckyeahtempleuniversity:
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FUCK YEAAAAAAH, NORTH PHILLAYYY
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The first grade I received in college was for my...
I got “an A+ for a white girl.”
…I’ll take it.
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If I were Kreayshawn I'd be pissed of at Lil Wayne...
AMANDA'S A WHORE.
My best friend just said Demi Lovato is cliche....
FUCK YOU.
GO FOLLOW THE SWAGGINEST DUDE I KNOW, SIR SWAGGINGTON
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Today's "Things That Annoy Me": BMX kids piling...
They probably hate the attention, though.
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If you ride around campus on a skateboard or a...
raptorific:
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“All I’m saying is that academics come first, but if I meet an athlete who...”
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“I’m sore like I lost my virginity to a black guy.”
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I'm not sure, but I think Big Sean MIGHT be an ass...
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Delawheretheydothatat.
“Etcha-Sketchy”
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OF COURSE my mom would walk in during the...
poweman asked: You go to uncg?
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"You could be like the white Nicki Minaj,"
"Except my ass is real."
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“I haven’t been layed down in the front seat of a Camry since prom...”
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“Game plan: We’re going to kidnap him, throw him in the car, pull over, and...”
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Driving in platform heels isn't as easy as it...
#whitegirlproblems
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“Yeah they issued a tornado warning and there’s probably going to be a lot...”
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(646): I think we need to have babies. As many and as soon as possible.
(336): What?
(646): Think about it, they'd be double-minority so college would be super cheap. They'd make a bunch of money and support us, we'd be livin easy. Sleep on it and we'll talk it over tomorrow. It'd be a pleasure to do business with you.
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6 year old I'm babysitting just looked at my phone...
…Kid that I’m babysitting might be a racist.
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“We’ve got a grade-A slut on our hands,”
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“There’s this little Asian midget, and I just wanna pick her up and make...”
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“Sam and I downloaded every episode of Dragon Ball Z this summer.”
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“Craig, your chinstrap is looking hella phresh.”
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“Computer people are nerds!”
– my Dad, while we were shopping for my new laptop at the Apple store.
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FOUND MYSELF A BASKETBALL PLAYER!
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My dad just referred to rap as "that lawless...
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In other news, Michael Beasley went ham on some...
Said the victim, “he just mushed me. He mushed me in my face.”
^^ First-class face-musher
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“There’s always a good fuck when I’m involved…”
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(410): Rachel I just ate a whole bag of sweet potato fries... Damn lockout is gonna make me fat.
(336): Bryan for the last time, the lockout does not affect you.
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“Where the hell is our cheesecake? Are they like, milking the cow for it?”
– Amanda
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“Hang on, I’m going to unbutton my shirt one more button.”
– my dad’s life motto.
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(410): Remember when I saw those people having sex in the street and I took a picture of it?
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Bitch just cause you take pictures of yourself in...
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When my mom brought my cake to the house my dad...
#winning.
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Dad: "Do you want me to do my act?"
Me: "What?"
Dad: "Do you want me to do my act for everybody at your party? You know, entertain people?"
