Many, many times.
Oh, young Rachel… what a troublemaker! And living with your mom still? Pft, SO lame.
How’s it going? That’s great. Now onto my news:
Twitter has invented an archive function in which you can view all your previous tweets very easily. I just checked it out and I’ve really been enjoying my old tweets. I started tweeting in 2009, so I guess you could say I’m a pioneer of the Twitter game. Or you could not. Either way, I wanted to share some of these tweets (mostly ridiculous in the best of ways) with y’all in my new blog page to be called “Tweets from the Young Rachel”. Now keep in mind, I’m almost 20 and these tweets are going to be from when I was as young as 15!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! 4 1/2 long years since those early tweet days. I’ve grown so much. Anyway, enjoy.
I want to grab this knife
Friend (He’s not a friend)
Every good boy deserves fudge and education
Gadzooks, this little boy is going to stab me. I have to grab this knife before he does and stabs me
Really? Don’t you think its time you grab the knife?
A shame it would be, were this little boy to grab the knife first and stab us
do you know how long it took me to type that
Amateur photo shoot w/ my close friend 50 Cent
EP. 27: CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY
Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, “psychological pricing,” Blink 182,Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka “Word is Bond” Andrew calls again – hot off his Cinco de Mayo margarita, a TJs employee prematurely hangs up on CP, two bear stories, a caller introduces The Name Game. Rachel Weaselface. A shoutout to Brendon Walsh. Noises. Chelsea has a rich, full life.
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