Life of Rachel

"Man, fuck life, life ignorant~"

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:39:17 -0400

“Man, fuck life, life ignorant~”

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:33:00 -0400

So, this isn’t real… People need to chill out. All...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:58:20 -0400

So, this isn’t real… People need to chill out. All you have to do is check Yahoo’s Twitter feed to see that this tweet doesn’t exist. Bitches be triflin. That is all.

Do you know how many times in a day I greet someone by saying "oh, hello" like Gil & George, chuckle like an idiot, and feel immediate shame and embarrassment?

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:51:00 -0400

Many, many times.

Oh, young Rachel… what a troublemaker! And living with...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:25:30 -0400

Oh, young Rachel… what a troublemaker! And living with your mom still? Pft, SO lame.

INTRODUCING MY NEW PAGE!

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:14:58 -0400

Hey followers!

How’s it going? That’s great. Now onto my news:

Twitter has invented an archive function in which you can view all your previous tweets very easily. I just checked it out and I’ve really been enjoying my old tweets. I started tweeting in 2009, so I guess you could say I’m a pioneer of the Twitter game. Or you could not. Either way, I wanted to share some of these tweets (mostly ridiculous in the best of ways) with y’all in my new blog page to be called “Tweets from the Young Rachel”. Now keep in mind, I’m almost 20 and these tweets are going to be from when I was as young as 15!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wow! 4 1/2 long years since those early tweet days. I’ve grown so much. Anyway, enjoy.

mainejustice: KidNaughtyI want to grab this knifeFriend (He’s not a friend)Every good boy deserves...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:35:42 -0400

mainejustice:

Kid
Naughty
I want to grab this knife
Friend (He’s not a friend)
Every good boy deserves fudge and education

Gadzooks, this little boy is going to stab me. I have to grab this knife before he does and stabs me
Really? Don’t you think its time you grab the knife?
A shame it would be, were this little boy to grab the knife first and stab us
Boy

thebluthcompany: The Audition Reel of Tobias Funke. Watch...

Wed, 15 May 2013 14:15:00 -0400

thebluthcompany:

The Audition Reel of Tobias Funke.

Watch this and then head to insertmeanywhere.biz to download even more video clips of our beloved Tobias.

Is it May 26th yet?

Texting with Rachel. Topic: Comedians

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:22:54 -0400

Rachel: All I want to do is fuck comedians like what is wrong with me
Me: You do it girl reach for the stars
Rachel: That's not even the stars it's like the fucking troposphere

So I just got a text

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:16:42 -0400

kicksenselessmydefenses:

Rachel: D.R.U.N.K.

do you know how long it took me to type that

Pete Holmes we can bang.

Sun, 12 May 2013 23:08:04 -0400

Amateur photo shoot w/ my close friend 50 Cent

Fri, 10 May 2013 17:48:57 -0400

Amateur photo shoot w/ my close friend 50 Cent

Okay so I don’t watch Glee and I never really cared about...

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:29:57 -0400

Okay so I don’t watch Glee and I never really cared about the hype around Darren Criss but THIS is THe bEST

callchelseaperetti: EP. 27: CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS,...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:59:43 -0400

callchelseaperetti:

EP. 27: CCP APP PRICING: EMOTIONS, INVESTIGATION, N TRICKERY

Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, “psychological pricing,” Blink 182,Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka “Word is Bond” Andrew calls again – hot off his Cinco de Mayo margarita, a TJs employee prematurely hangs up on CP, two bear stories, a caller introduces The Name Game. Rachel Weaselface. A shoutout to Brendon Walsh. Noises. Chelsea has a rich, full life.

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I’m on this so I swear to god, followers ~~ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHOM I KNOW IN REAL LIFE~~, you better listen.

I've truly made it

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:59:49 -0400

I've truly made it:

Listen to me at the end of the latest episode of the prolific podcast Call Chelsea Peretti!

Forever yours,

Rachel Weaselface

"The laws of my fists are about to compel your teeth"

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:19:01 -0400

“The laws of my fists are about to compel your teeth”

- Brynden “Blackfish” Tully - Game of Thrones, The Climb (via sighildr)

That sketch was my life.

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:51:49 -0400

playstationthree: basedgqd: Waka recording his backup this...

Sat, 04 May 2013 22:36:17 -0400

playstationthree:

basedgqd:

Waka recording his backup

this video has changed my life

"Alright well I better get to blowin before it rains"

Sat, 04 May 2013 20:58:26 -0400

““Alright well I better get to blowin before it rains””

- my dad

I would sympathize with the Lord of Light followers if I weren't so attracted to Jaqen H'ghar and therefore had to believe in the Many Faced God

Sat, 04 May 2013 17:32:44 -0400