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"Do you think I could get a boy to buy me a dog by offering to have sex with him?"
So I have this little problem where I can’t take myself seriously but then sometimes I do and basically what happens is this:
I take a stupid looking serious picture of myself trying to look seck-shoo-al…
Then I say “I can’t be that type of person! I am too funny for this! How will people ever think I’m funny if this is my picture?”
And that’s when I do this…
Problem solved.
Nothing really says “we had such a beautiful wedding. I love you” like eating Taco Bell in the limo with your whole wedding party afterwards.
Catchy AND original!
