- Rachel: It's move in day for freshmen so I'm doing a walk-by on all the dorms for potential cougar victims
I like how all my college friends are taking the song “We Are Young” and making it into some representative anthem. Here go the lyrics: “tonight we are young.” Okay, you ARE young tonight. AND EVERY OTHER NIGHT. And you will continue to be young, even at night, for the next 10 years or so. YOU ARE IN COLLEGE. I’ll give a pass to those over, let’s say, 23, but really any younger than that you’re still pretty goddamn young. You’re probably getting fucked up every weekend, so don’t act like “this one Saturday” is anything special or like the night is some dramatic and reminiscent enactment of your “younger years.”
End of rant.
I do like the song though.