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March 26, 2013
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It’s cool that the Supreme Court is using Facebook profile pic stats to decide the gay marriage case!

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March 21, 2013
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That Ruth Bader Ginsburg is TOO FUNNY!!!

That Ruth Bader Ginsburg is TOO FUNNY!!!

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February 03, 2013
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January 16, 2013
  • "How far can you put your finger down your throat?"
  • "...get me a knife."

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January 11, 2013

When people are talking to me once I realize it’s not about me I immediately stop listening

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December 06, 2012

Some days I just think, “I put makeup on for this shit?”

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November 11, 2012
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The best new web series.

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November 04, 2012
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oh…

oh…

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October 13, 2012
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You know you’ve got a lot going on in your life when you and your roommate are sitting on the same couch and facebooking each other.

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October 12, 2012
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Kim and Kanye are like that couple in high school that everyone sort of envied for being cool and attractive but it’s still like, go away.

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October 08, 2012
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"A lot of people just think I’m a good person because they don’t talk to me that much."

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October 04, 2012
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Friendship!

Friendship!

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October 03, 2012
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September 27, 2012
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My biopic will be titled “No Gag Reflex: a Blessing and a Curse”

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September 23, 2012
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I’M HAVING EMOTIONS AND FEELINGS TOWARD SOMEONE IS THIS NORMAL PLEASE HELP

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