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March 26, 2013
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It’s cool that the Supreme Court is using Facebook profile pic stats to decide the gay marriage case!

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January 12, 2013
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I pretty much disagree with the whole concept of hats, with very few choice exceptions.

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December 16, 2012
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I provide laughs 4 dayz

I provide laughs 4 dayz

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December 06, 2012

Some days I just think, “I put makeup on for this shit?”

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October 04, 2012
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Friendship!

Friendship!

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September 24, 2012
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September 19, 2012

I wear fake glasses solely to perpetuate the self-loathing I’ve grown to embrace as an artist.


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September 18, 2012
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I just don’t understand how anyone could sympathize with Mitt Romney. Besides robots, I mean.

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September 18, 2012
Ten Romantic Fall Getaways

Look! 10 places I can go with no one! Because I’m alone :( Thanks for rubbing it in my face, Yahoo.

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September 18, 2012
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I’m wearing ripped tights today so not only will I look like a badass but I’ll also get a bunch of people telling me my tights are ripped. SCORE!

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September 11, 2012
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I took 2 Benadryl and I think it’s safe to say this is what all the rappers are talking about in their songs

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August 30, 2012

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August 23, 2012

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August 19, 2012
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Rachel’s Rap Career

HEY ERRBODY!

I’ve decided that I may one day decide to become a rapper, and I think it makes sense to post my rap-related ideas (marketing, songs, etc.) here just to kind of keep tabs on the whole shpiel and file these noggin-nuggets (new name for ideas) away for later when Baby and Slim sign me.

GET HYPE! I’ll soon be releasing my much labored-over rap name.

DEUCES!

-Rach

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August 13, 2012
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Good explanation.

Good explanation.

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