CHECK OUT MY KOOL SELFIE AND PIERCINGLY BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYE(S)

CHECK OUT MY KOOL SELFIE AND PIERCINGLY BEAUTIFUL GREEN EYE(S)

We didn’t have any internet this weekend, so what did I do? I lazed around on my couch and had a faux photo shoot photographed by myself.

So I have this little problem where I can’t take myself seriously but then sometimes I do and basically what happens is this:

I take a stupid looking serious picture of myself trying to look seck-shoo-al…

Then I say “I can’t be that type of person! I am too funny for this! How will people ever think I’m funny if this is my picture?” 

And that’s when I do this…

Problem solved.

Made vegan chocolate griddle cookies and forgot to take a picture. Might as well kill myself now.

I think this pretty much sums up Instagram:

“I took a picture of an unmade bed with Instagram… shit looks so good.”

rawr.

rawr.

My best friend of over 10 years, Heather, and me :)

My best friend of over 10 years, Heather, and me :)

Yet again, the lack of “likes” on my new profile picture is bringing out my insecurities.

#whitegirlproblems

Ummm why is there an Asian taking pictures of me?