Apparently someone decided to make a Facebook and use a picture of my friend and me as his/her profile picture? Glad to know I already have fans.
Dear 12 year old boys in my neighborhood,
As much as I’m flattered by you riding your bikes around me and yelling weird, pervy, adolescent boy things to each other about me, I have to tell you that is not really the way to impress a woman.
Best of luck in middle school.
Sincerely,
Rachel
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you brush your teeth?"
#thatawkwardmomentwhen…
the guy who took your virginity gets a twitter and you find out about it through his sister…
